Miss Redmond's class page

Week 18

What room do ghosts avoid?

Answer: The living room.

Week 17

If I eat, I live. If I breathe, I live. If I drink, I die. What am I?

Answer: Fire.

Week 16

In what special case, does 7 + 8 = 3?

Answer: On the clock. 7+8 hours=3.

Week 15

Which two letters do you take off from five to make four?

Answer: The F and the E. After that is the roman numerals for four. (IV)

Week 14

You are stuck in a cave with a match, a lamp and a furnace. Which one do you light first?

Answer: The match.

Week 13

I'm as light as a feather, but even the strongest person in the world can't hold me for long. What am I?

Answer: Your breath.

Week 12

After Sally survived the three obstacles, then, she died. How?

Answer: She got hit in the head by the falling brick.

Week 11

Sally wanted to go to the lion king's party. To get there she had to cross a jungle of man-eating leopards, a swamp of hungry gators and a river of blood-thirsty sharks. She survived. How did she do it?

Answer: The animals were all at the party.


Week 10

You have 500 bricks. 1 brick falls down. How many bricks are left?

Answer: 499. 

Week 9

All the animals were invited to the lion king's party. One animal didn't come. Which one?

Answer: The giraffe. He was still stuck in the fridge.

Week 8

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Answer: You open the door, take the elephant out,put the giraffe in and close the door.


Week 7

How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

Answer: You open the door, put the elephant in and close the door.

Week 6

What do you call a person who keeps talking even when no one is listening?

Answer: A teacher

Week 5

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Answer: Because they are both flat, producing notes and nevar spelled the wrong way around.

Week 4

What month has 28 days in it?

Answer: All of them. They all have 28 days in them


Week 3

Why did the duck cross the road?

Answer: Because it was the chicken's day off.

Week 2

A man is stranded on an island surrounded by women who want to kill him. The women let him choose who he wants to kill him. One sentence he says makes the women argue among themselves and results in them sending him on a raft. What did he say? 

Answer: "I want the ugliest woman to kill me."


Week 1

Two houses are on fire. A rich house and a poor house. The police quickly arrive on the scene. Which house should they save?

Answer: The police don't fight fires!

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